We offer the widest selection of Movie Scripts, TV Scripts, TV Movie Scripts, Screenplays, Treatments I don't know, it ju- it justs makes everything taste so, So then the necrophiliac says, "If this ain't a cadaver then I-". Doktor Stalin? For shocking people who try to give us granola treats, or something. Why, hello Chef. The first season of the animated television series South Park ran for 13 episodes from August 13, 1997 to February 25, 1998 on the American network Comedy Central. Wendy said that first prize is two tons of candy. All of a sudden, my costume is pretty badass, huh? Damn it, don't you see? For regular sauce, the first thing you need to do is make sure that you do not just go out and start decapitating zombies left and right. Pink eye my ass. You'll feel better once we're out trick-or-treating. Ok, let's go trick-or-treatin' now, come on! Where the hell is Kyle, we don't have all night to wait for him. I don't think so Wendy, I think you've had enough candy for one day. Detective Harris. Let's all point at Stan and laugh, children. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Lovental bros lieben. What?! Well, how about we make you a new costume. The one that started the whole mess. Well, I can assure you that it has absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese Mafia. He's a little limey zombie now! Yeah, well for God sake don't touch your eyes. Well, not really, except that Kenny keeps eating people's brains. Let's try to keep our hands and arms to ourselves, okay? Oh, good, you're here. This is the transcript for South Park 2: Dawn Of The Posers. The official script for "Pinkeye" was released by South Park Studios. I'll show you. Extras • Oh, I didn't want all that sweet stuff. The fight, billed as "Boutin' at the Mountain," pits the Prince of Darkness and father of Damien against Jesus, the host of "Jesus and Pals," the South Park's favorite cable access show. I don't really give a crap! Midget: Thanks Tom, already more than half the townspeople here in South Park … Le- let me give you some, some topical cream. The boy's blood was treated to a pulsating glow effect. It's the British kid! Now let's make sure we got everything. Chef, Ah- I think maybe the pink eye has made you a little delirious. What?! Heyy. Chef? But my point is, that topical cream ain't gonna fix what's wrong here. It is located here! Tom: In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. You get into my office before anyone else sees you. I can't, I have to win those two tons of candy. But she looks just like everybody else. Let me guess, pink eye, right? Hope you kids like chocolate-peanut butter-cream puffies. Aah, we're always running late you ugly stank. Along with everyone else in town. Alarm! You ruined my Halloween! Flashlight…. You know, I think death is least funny when it happens to a child. You ruined my Halloween! Make looove, don't you be afraid; The Chinese censors shut down production on the Crimson Dawn biopic until Stan rewrites the script. I'm gonna make love, even when I'm dead. Keep up the good work! Doctor, who is the first person to come in here with the sickness? Why the hell would I dress up like Elvis? What are you supposed to be Stan, Howdy Doody? He hasn't moved an inch, or said anything. No, no doctor, I've seen this type of thing before. Here with a live report is a midget wearing a. bikini. How about we make you a nice scary ghost costume? For Worcestershire sauce product placement, please press 2. Official Description. If worcestershire sauce has been used as embalming, please pr…. Now, now, now let's, let's form a line, I've got enough topical cream for everybody. [She places a poster of Richard Nixon (aka Tricky Dick) on the door. You know, I've really learned something today. Well at least my mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! God bless it! 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